I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to...– Tyler Knott Gregson (via infinitexposure)
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles...
Signing up for Pottermore
Me: Hmm... am I male or female?
My teacher made a joke about anorexia today.
File under: Things never to do when you don’t know if your students have had eating disorders.
Your Past Life →
autumnsroad: wittywallflower: -wondersmith: castianity: anusbeads: caroline was a toilet who lived in a little house with little boys. Raven was an artist who fell in love with slaves. Ivanna was a farmer who lived in a little house with an imaginary friend. Jo was a frog who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with prostitutes. Alex was Hitler who likes to make out with fortune...
Things I should have been doing all night:
Hours and hours of spreadsheets.