May 2012
I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to...
– Tyler Knott Gregson (via infinitexposure)
April 2012
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You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles...
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Signing up for Pottermore
Me: Hmm... am I male or female?
Alex: ....No?
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My teacher made a joke about anorexia today.
File under: Things never to do when you don’t know if your students have had eating disorders.
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Your Past Life →
autumnsroad:
wittywallflower:
-wondersmith:
castianity:
anusbeads:
caroline was a toilet who lived in a little house with little boys.
Raven was an artist who fell in love with slaves.
Ivanna was a farmer who lived in a little house with an imaginary friend.
Jo was a frog who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with prostitutes.
Alex was Hitler who likes to make out with fortune...
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Things I should have been doing all night:
Hours and hours of spreadsheets.
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